Posted on October 06, 2005 at 12:58 AM
This blog is not in the business of discussing celebrity news, nor does it care if a whacked-out mega star impregnates a brainwashed actress via scientological conception. Though the news of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes becoming preggers was enough for this blog to take notice.
What would cause me to start caring now you might ask?
Back in May of this year, one of the best running segments on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, entitled "If they mated", depicted the possible offspring of a Holmes/Cruise union (warning: previous link not safe for those with an aversion to bulbous nose's and abnormally large foreheads).
What's amazing about this particular image is that this may be the first time an "If they mated" offspring has actually come to fruition. Through diligent research (approx. 3 minutes of searching Google), this blog has concluded that this would indeed be the case.
Congrats to Conan and his crew of photoshopping If They Mated prophets. I'm sure the Holmes/Cruise love child will be just as fugly as your picture depicts.