A complaint letter to this blog

Posted on August 01, 2005 at 12:33 AM

(Editor note: The following complaint letter was composed using Scott Pakin's automatic complaint letter generator.)

Recent troubling developments prompt me to revisit a subject I've discussed in the past: JoeSchmidt.com and its plan to destroy any resistance by channeling it into ineffective paths. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. JoeSchmidt.com is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead.
One may very well question whether JoeSchmidt.com is living testimony to the churlish attitudes that encourage and exacerbate passivity in some people who might otherwise be active and responsible citizens. Still, most people will eventually be convinced that JoeSchmidt.com's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that it wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to break the mold and stray from the path of conventional wisdom. My goal for this letter was to weaken the critical links in JoeSchmidt.com's nexus of unambitious parasitism. Know that I have done my best while trying always to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help JoeSchmidt.com leach integrity and honor from our souls. Let an honest history judge.

The above is a small example of the capabilities of Scott Pakin's automatic complaint letter generator. To create your own rant, simply enter the name of a particular person or a company, select how many paragraphs of complaining you want to create, then hit submit to generate your rant. So if you want to blow off some steam and quickly generate a complaint letter about a company that just ripped you off or a friend that just screwed you over, then this is a good place to start. Because you know that any complaint letter with a line like "nexus of unambitious parasitism" will definitely be taken seriously.

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