Memo to wife and neighbors: You've been warned!
Posted on May 13, 2005 at 01:15 AM
Mowing the yard is a chore in which I loathe. Sure you can get someone to mow it for you, but that costs money. Or, you can just put it off, letting your grass grow so tall that small animals and children get lost in your yard. But that will only force the wife to do it herself, thus shaming you in front of the neighborhood. So I figure why not make mowing fun?
Our yard isn't big enough to have a riding lawn mower. Although that doesn't seem to stop my drunken neighbor from whipping around his yard in a 30yr old, sherman tank-style controlled (think levers), riding mower. So I figure why not try the remote control mower route? I even found a good resource for building your own RC mower.
The other option would be to puss out and order a RCLM2006S from Evatech Inc. It'll only set you back $2300.
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That is so you, to dick around with a building a RC mower, instead of actually MOWING! I think you actually put off mowing, so I will get pissed and do it myself. You would rather take the 5 min. ass chewing, and be done with it. That way it gives you more time to do... oh, I don't know... what would that be... SPEND TIME ON THE COMPUTER?
I enjoy mowing. I like being outside. So, note to self: mow tonight, and when done with that, pitch the fucking computer out the window so husband comes to bed at decent time.
Love you!
Dana
Posted by: dana | May 13, 2005 09:16 AM
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Posted by: joeschmidt | May 14, 2005 03:11 PM
Dude that is fucking kick ass i am going to bulid one for me now kick ass
Posted by: Dick | March 21, 2006 08:37 AM